Friday, 23 March 2012

In case you’d forgotten, Cheryl Cole is starring in a Hollywood film called What To Expect When You’re Expecting alongside the likes of Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez.
She’s just got a cameo role in the flick though (shame), nevertheless in it she plays a talent show judge on a made up programme called Celebrity Dance Factor.
This funny faux trailer for the pretend reality show has just been released as a promo for the film itself (confusing we know), and it sees Chezza dance on a table-top as she tries to steal the limelight from Cameron Diaz.
And speaking of people hogging the limelight over in America, coincidentally Cheryl tweeted One Direction yesterday to congratulate them on their success in the US, and to have a pop at Simon Cowell at the same time. She said:
“Congratulations! @ louis_tomlinson  @ niallofficial  @ harry_styles  @zaynmalik  @ real_liam_payne remember who really mentored you when @ simoncowell wasn't there LMAO!!  #proudofyouboys ”   
Laughing my arse off? Wasn’t that funny was it?
When the Princess of Pop recorded a song with Coldplay called Princess of China we knew the music video would be pretty spectacular and judging by the snaps Riri uploaded to Twitter, she hasn’t let us down.
Always one to keep us mere mortals in the loop Rihanna shared a series of pictures of her dressed to the nines for the video shoot. She tweeted: 'Gangsta goth geisha #thuglife #princessofchina'.
Yeah that’s actually a pretty good description of what she looks like.  We can’t decide if we like the way she looks, what do you think?
One thing is for sure though, you can take a girl out of gangsta garbs but you can’t take the gangsta out of the girl. 

sex tape

There could be more upset in store for Tulisa in the next coming week as her ex-boyfriend Justin Edwards – aka MC Ultra (ultra twat by the sounds of it) – is allegedly threatening to release more “intimate” (shall we say) footage of the singer.
Apparently Ultra recorded other raunchy videos with Tulisa during their 18-month relationship and understandably she’s devastated he might leak it. Last night she said:
“This is the most humiliating experience of my entire life – I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.
"I’m hurt, angry and embarrassed and people feel like it’s OK to now talk about me in the most disgusting terms.
"I was so young when this happened – it makes it all that much worse.”
Simon Cowell meanwhile has spoken out to defend Tulisa and has said the saga makes no difference to her job on the X Factor judging panel. He said:
“What a scumbag to sell something that was private,”
“It’s disgusting, he is a thief, he is repulsive. He has embarrassed her, she has got no right to be in this position and it makes absolutely no difference to me about her coming back on the show.”
"He will not be allowed within 100 miles of the studio. He should literally find a hole and climb into it for a week.”
He then added:
“I am going to watch it [the sex tape] tonight.”
He must be the only person in the UK who hasn’t seen it yet.
When Kim Kardashian got flour tipped all over her on the red carpet last night (yeah we still laugh every time we think about it), just about everyone assumed PETA was behind the incident as it’s one of the organisation’s favourite stunts to pull on public figures who have a penchant for fur.
Not so though, a spokesperson for PETA said that they had nothing to do with the “attack”, however much like the rest of us they weren’t exactly unsupportive of the person who carried it out. They said:
"PETA has tried everything from polite letters to public protests, but Kim Kardashian has not been moved by the news that animals are beaten, electrocuted, and even skinned alive for real fur garments. Whoever threw that flour may reach her when our polite appeals did not."
Doubtful, but it was fun to watch